If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry. Auteur: Dave Barry Copy Quote More from Dave Barry “You can say any fool thing to a dog and the dog will just give you this look th…” “We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide vari…” “A short distance away is the Tidal Basin, ringed by cherry trees that every yea…” “Headbangers' are people who like heavy-metal music, which is performed by skinn…”