If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry.

“How can you be afraid of women?”“Those ain’t normal women.”

“...Molly, at the rail, her wet hair matted down, her dress torn, watching Peter…”

“But if I hadn't shoved you off the boat back there,you'd be lost at sea now,wou…”

“Have you noticed that whatever sport you're trying to learn, some earnest perso…”