If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry.

“What would happen is that every idiot in this town who owns a gun, which is bas…”

“Palestinian and Israeli leaders finally recover the Road Map to Peace, only to …”

“If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting tha…”

“It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a b…”