No, I wanna go kick puppies," she retorted.

“They served "Good Food" but only a G, an O and a D were lit up. Personally, I d…”

“I love it when my justifications for avoiding housework are actually legitimate…”

“What? Look at my newly mutilated flesh? Screw you!”

“Distract him? What the hell was I supposed to do? Strip naked and do the hula?”