No, I wanna go kick puppies," she retorted.

“Distract him? What the hell was I supposed to do? Strip naked and do the hula?”

“What? Look at my newly mutilated flesh? Screw you!”

“I love it when my justifications for avoiding housework are actually legitimate…”

“They served "Good Food" but only a G, an O and a D were lit up. Personally, I d…”