In trying to avoid one sin I've committed another.

“Huh. I’m not sure how to respond to this. Is Alex Trebek black? He sure doesn’t…”

“I figured the government wouldn't let poison flow from the taps. But in general…”

“A few weeks later, I’m in a fluorescent-lit classroom in Chelsea awaiting the s…”

“I always thought the name of Utah’s major newspaper was some sort of weird miss…”