In trying to avoid one sin I've committed another.

“A few weeks later, I’m in a fluorescent-lit classroom in Chelsea awaiting the s…”

“Paintings! They're like TV, but they don't move. ”

“Let me tell you, though: being the smartest boy in the world wasn’t easy. I did…”

“Huh. I’m not sure how to respond to this. Is Alex Trebek black? He sure doesn’t…”