If you’re gonna have your head split open, it might as well be while you’re riding a wave, dude.

“Whoa. If high school was suppose to be the best years of my life - at least so …”

“It’s seemed more like a punishment than a reward most days…” he said, his tone …”

“hope springs eternal, even in the heart of a fat girl.”

“and standing before me a bloodied bottle of Absolut in her hand, is Mrs. Alling…”