If you’re gonna have your head split open, it might as well be while you’re riding a wave, dude.

“Loud ringing noises, I've discovered, upset Mr.Peepers.”

“Our family wasn’t particularly warm, or effusive with the I love you’s. Except …”

“Dala by som čokoľvek, keby na miesto toho, aby som bola stosedemdesiatpäť centi…”

“Flinging dog drool on innocent passersby?”