Nothing is worse than being alone on the evening of the day when one's cow has exploded.

“They said there was no rest for the wicked. In fact, there was rest neither for…”

“There is hope for you yet.-Einstein the Labrador Retriever via scrabble tiles”

“Humanity is a parade of fools, and I am at the front of it, twirling a baton.”

“After his dinner, the wolfhound liked to prowl the grounds, sniffing the grass …”