Nothing is worse than being alone on the evening of the day when one's cow has exploded.

“As he entered her, as the piston of lovemaking grew slick with her clear oils, …”

“All these girls swooning over hunky vampires, what they really want is to give …”

“If we were always conscious of the fact that people precious to us are frighten…”

“Half a century goes by in what seems like a year. Don't waste an hour in boredo…”