For 3 days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but the phone calls taper off.

“If life was fair, Elvis would still be alive and all the impersonators dead.”

“The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.”

“For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone call…”

“Asked how he became a star, Mr. Carson once replied, “I started in a gaseous st…”