I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.

“Hope for the Best. Expect the worst. Life is a play. We're unrehearsed.”

“If presidents can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country. ”

“Tragedy is when I stub my toe. Comedy is when you fall into an open manhole and…”

“Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and…”