I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.

“Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and…”

“As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're go…”

“Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and…”

“Tragedy is when I stub my toe. Comedy is when you fall into an open manhole and…”