Rhett: Here’s the problem. I am not the sexual equivalent of an espresso machine.

“Never ask a question if you don’t know the answer.”

“Wouldn’t you rather play chess, Ma’am?....It’s less destructive of clothes.”

“Carpe Scrotum. Seize life by the testicles”

“If you neglected to warn Djetth beforehand that you were going to shoot him dow…”