Rhett: Here’s the problem. I am not the sexual equivalent of an espresso machine.

“Never ask a question if you don’t know the answer.”

“Having sex multiple times on the first sleepover does not count as more than on…”

“Carpe Scrotum. Seize life by the testicles”

“As a rule of thumb, it was always safer if the Commander-in-Chief formulated a …”