Give the reader hell. Stretch the reader.

“...So in his own way Guy Clinch confronted the central question of his time, a …”

“This had seemed a safe choice, since to be against the Beatles (late-middle per…”

“Richard's bookshelves weren't alphabetized. He never had time to alphabetize th…”

“I've got two backs, me - and I'm glad! Tits can be . . . mwa, I know, but they'…”