I could tell the raciest things these women had ever been involved in was a co-ed game of Connect Four.

“I went out with a guy who once told me I didn’t need to drink to make myself mo…”

“Vomit and feces are two reason I have decided not to procreate.”

“Now picture the suspenders attached to a pair of sweatpants. This vision is wha…”

“After discovering him in his threesome, I spent the next two weeks in bed suffe…”