No, I wanna go kick puppies," she retorted.

“They weren't wearing their handy-dandy I'm an Evil Demon T-shirts; nevertheless…”

“Can I just say that dying sucks? All that bullshit about seeing the light and h…”

“I love it when my justifications for avoiding housework are actually legitimate…”

“They served "Good Food" but only a G, an O and a D were lit up. Personally, I d…”