You've won the evolutionary lottery: You're a vampire. Let's go to Disneyland!

“The Reverend grinned, his fangs flashing. "You know, I've heard this rumor… abo…”

“Parking himself on the chaise lounge, he stared at the gown that Lassiter had h…”

“Come to think of it, that word (choice) shouldn't be applied to people's destin…”

“The essential truth of life, he was coming to realize, wasn't romanticand took …”