You can talk to your old dad about anything, you know. Except boys. And bras. And that Bieber fellow.

“I believe God spoke to you at cliffs. Her hand came to rest on the top of my he…”

“I'm sorry for Cathleen. She can be... difficult." Two-year-olds were difficult.…”

“Because you will never, ever have the life God’s planned for you as long as you…”

“With the way all the girls are looking at you, I might never get my chance.' I …”