When I’m old and gray, I want to have a house by the sea. And paint. With a lot of wonderful chums, good music, and booze around. And a damn good kitchen to cook in.

“When I lose my temper, honey, you can't find it any place.”

“Go fuck yourself," I replied, always the lady. "I'm staying here.”

“Sex isn't all that important, but it is when you love someone very much.”

“When he fell down the stairs, he told people he'd had a stroke. He was just pis…”