This time, I know all of his tricks: dimples, divots, smiles, and cute eye-crinkle things. Bring it on.

“I nod and tap my fingers against my knees. “What to do with a girlfriend while …”

“Jenna sighed, “What would a bodyguard do for us? Battle our invisible boyfriend…”

“Nobody sounds like that! Mom, Aunt Nan, it won’t work. No way is he ever, ever,…”

“If you don't want my services, then it's only fair you cut me loose so I can ma…”