They weren't wearing their handy-dandy I'm an Evil Demon T-shirts; nevertheless, I could tell they were coming for me.

“Can I just say that dying sucks? All that bullshit about seeing the light and h…”

“They served "Good Food" but only a G, an O and a D were lit up. Personally, I d…”

“Fuck you. I countered, demonstrating my keen skill at argument.”

“What? Look at my newly mutilated flesh? Screw you!”