These are desparate times." - Stephanie Plum

“I make lots of mistakes. I try hard not to make the same mistake more than thre…”

“Turns out, that's how it is with weddings. You just keep getting in deeper and …”

“Gotta protect the little dudes. I tried an AK-47, but it wouldn't fit under my …”

“anyone else would have just killed the alligator”