The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

“One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts get in t…”

“Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.”

“If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.”

“The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a gr…”