Stupid, Stupid Rat Creatures!

“Upon your feet you have ten toes, they look just like PO-TA-TOES!”

“CONTROL MYSELF?!! I'm a MONSTER! Monsters don't control themselves! That's the …”

“Please, comrade! I just want to chop him up for the stew!''And that's another t…”

“I'm hungry.''Me too.''Will you get us something to eat?''I suppose I could take…”