Someday your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it's worth watching.

“It's like the drag fairy coming and saying 'What would you like to do?' Um, yea…”

“Curiously I was unmoved by my work. Unaffected by the act of murder, I had beco…”

“And after all this time that you still owe, you're still a good-for nothing I d…”

“None. I think we should send a country some cupcakes. You think some cupcakes w…”