Shoot, I must have lived such a doggoned sheltered life as a normal, independent American up there in the Last Frontier, schooled with only public education and a lowly state university degree, because obviously I haven't learned enough to dismiss common sense.

“They say the difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull - lipstick.”

“I came across an article recently that reported how growing numbers of employer…”

“Well, then what the federal government should have done was accept the assistan…”

“...He can recite to you the nomenclature of a machine gun or grenade launcher a…”