Nothing like watching your relatives fight, I always say.

“We were absolutely destined to meet your hot sister”

“We did all the standard camp numbers: "Down By The Aegean," "I Am My Own Great-…”

“My name is Percy Jackson. I'm twelve years old. Until a few months ago, I was a…”

“CHEERS, CARTER. At least you have the sense to hand me the microphone for impor…”