Look, PETA! If God hadn't wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them so darn tasty!

“Christianity is the best way to cure gayness—just get on your knees, take a swi…”

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“The pen is mightier than the sword, if you shoot that pen out of a gun”

“Tomorrow you're all going to wake up in a brave new world, a world where the Co…”