Life is like animal porn, it's not for everyone. Autore: Doug Stanhope Copy Quote More from Doug Stanhope “Life is like a movie, if you've sat through more than half of it and its sucked…” “If you start to smell some of the shit, you start smelling all of the shit” “f you're gonna have a pro-drug argument, start the argument where it starts: I …” “Life is like a movie, if you've sat through more than half of it and it’s sucke…”