It isn't against the Law to be an idiot.

“Simon snorted. "If you ever meet the man who could take advantage of Isabelle, …”

“Haven't you ever heard that modesty is an attractive trait?""Only from ugly peo…”

“Meanwhile, Will had begun cutting his toast into strips and was making rude pic…”

“Enormous? Did you just call me FAT? I am not fat. - Jace”