In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.

“There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humo…”

“Laugh now, cry later.”

“Don't worry about who doesn't like you, who has more, or who's doing what.”

“...the words of young Ted Kennedy, Jr., who lost his leg to cancer. "People are…”