If I ever saw an amputee getting hanged, I’d probably just start calling out letters.

“To some I am known as Chief. And these are usually people who work in Radio Sha…”

“100% of the people who give 110% do not understand math.”

“It is illegal to yell “fire” in a crowded theater. If there is a fire, please y…”

“THING TO TRY: If you are asked to describe a suspect to a police sketch artist,…”