If every time we choose a turd, society, at a great expense, simply allows us to redeem it for a pepperoni, then not only will we never learn to make smart choices, we will also surrender the freedom to choose, because a choice without consequences is no choice at all.

“After the monkeys came down from the trees and learned to hurl sharp objects, t…”

“Often the things that pop out of my typewriter regale me, especially when I am …”

“How could you be so naive as to tell a human being the truth? Men live by embed…”

“We're making it up. The world, the universe, life, reality. Especially reality.”