If a man doesn't know how to dance he doesn't know how to make love, there I said it!

“My job is to find the politicians and the presidents and the pompous people who…”

“By the power of Steven Wright's Beard!”

“I do love America. And LA is a very short commute to America its like half an h…”

“He will know from and early age that failure is not disgrace. It's just a pitch…”