I want you to know that I have nothing against Orlando, though you are, of course, far more likely to get shot or robbed there than in London.

“In the words of Mr Thierry Coup of Warner Bros: 'We are taking the most iconic …”

“My hero is the mayor in Jaws. He's a fantastic guy, and he keeps the beaches op…”

“You know, sometimes I don't understand what's wrong with us. This is just about…”

“Oh what a wanker I am the greatest wanker of 'em all!”