I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.

“I can remember when the air was clean and the sex was dirty." -George Burns”

“The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and …”

“Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remembe…”

“I'd rather be a failure at something I enjoy than a success at something I hate…”