I always wanted an eccentric daughter . I just never realized how well my evil plans were working.

“Are there any other missing persons living under your roof? Elvis? Jimmy Hoffa?…”

“I don't know if I'd want to be comforted, if I'm being honest. If I'm being for…”

“Taking risks is not being suicidal. Otherwise, skydivers need serious help.”

“It's all you think about, all you talk about, and all you want us to talk about…”