Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing.

“It was only when I got to college that I realized that the rest of the world di…”

“In every generation there is a chosen one. She alone will stand against the vam…”

“I'll take crazy over stupid any day.”

“Everyone has their first date and the object is to hide your flaws. And then yo…”