Humans are the most gloriously bizarre creatures.

“That's the thing about destiny: It can't be predicted, and it's usually pretty …”

“Pretend to be mad and talk a lot. Then — and this is the important bit — do not…”

“If you expect me to believe that a lawyer wrote A Midsummer Night's Dream, I mu…”

“Try to be pleasant to one another, get plenty of fresh air, read a good book no…”