Happiness is the twinkle in your grandmother's eye as you reverse the tractor off her legs.

“The sexual mechanisms of the two genders are just not compatible, that’s the ho…”

“It’s good that you feel bad,’ she said, after some thought. Not much thought, o…”

“We want different things. Men want to have sex with a woman. Then they want to …”

“She turned towards me and narrowed her eyes...narrowed them horizontally, not v…”