Gay sex, one. Straight sex, zero

“McCleary was an unpolished, semi attractive man in his late thirties or early f…”

“Let me assure you, you are an ass in the best sense of the word. You don't take…”

“Bunny Slippers watched my appraisal for at least a fullminute before clasping h…”

“People aren't always who they seem, Detective. Am I anything like you thought?"…”