Don't ever call me mad, Mycroft. I'm not mad. I'm just ... well, differently moraled, that's all.

“Acceptable rules of conduct were suspended when it came to the spoon shortage. …”

“To fail spectacularly is a loser's paradise.”

“You speak baby gibberish?' asked Jack.'Fluently. The adult-education center ran…”

“I've managed to bring the backlog down to a mere sixty-eight years," she announ…”