Doggone it all!

“Wow. Who would want a fish for a pet when they could have a turtle?!”

“...that was Bud Caldwell's Rules and Things to Have a Funner LIfe and Make a Be…”

“There's one good thing about getting in trouble: It seems like you do it in ste…”

“There comes a time when you're losing a fight that it just doesn't make sense t…”