Die Dorkamese Twins.

“She’s way too old to be acting a fool because she has a screwed-up mommy.” “Ple…”

“I am not a bat. ~Rephaim”

“Another two-bowl morning?" - Damien Maslin asking Zoey Redbird if her love of c…”

“Shaunee was digging in her purse like she'd misplaced a tube of one of MAC's se…”