Coaching 101: First you build the team, and then you build the torture chamber for underperformers.

“Most men want sex, without the kids or commitment. I want sex, but I don’t want…”

“If I could die saving two lives, I would, provided each of those two people wer…”

“I work at a newspaper. I’m not a journalist; I’m a deliveryman. Well I will be,…”

“I’m not rich in paper money, I’m rich in packets of sugar. Actually, I’m richer…”