Scriptures, n. The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based.

“Day, n. A period of twenty-four hours, mostly misspent. ”

“Positive, adj.: Mistaken at the top of one's voice.”

“Acquaintance: "A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well e…”

“Politics, n. Strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.”