As an adolescent, Vonnegut made my life bearable.

“Thomas Jefferson once said: 'Of course the people don't want war. But the peopl…”

“If the events of September 11, 2001, have proven anything, it's that the terror…”

“What are you so mad about? That we still have a government? We still have “traf…”

“Parenthood is an amazing opportunity to be able to ruin someone from scratch.”